Brothel Etiquette Guide

Behave Like A Gentleman In a Legal Brothel.
This is the Number One Rule! Don't be a jerk. Check your attitude at the door. Treat the Ladies and the House the way you wanted to be treated. If you act like a jerk, you will be treated like a jerk and more than likely, be shown the door. On a recent visit, a group of jerks from a bachelor party walked in. They were introduced to the Ladies with a lineup, then asked if they wanted a tour. The leader of the idiot group shouted out loud, "I don't like her."

I don't think he's going to get very far in the House with that kind of attitude. Be polite and courteous towards the Ladies. If you are sitting at the bar having a drink and a Lady introduces herself to you, be polite even if she doesn't strike your fancy. She could possibly introduce you to another Lady that could be your fantasy Lady. Also, offer to light her cigarette, even if you don't smoke.

Control Your Alcohol. Yes, you are there for a good time but that doesn't mean getting plastered calls for a good time. It's a fact.  Alcohol does have an affect on your libido. If your alcohol does get out of hand, you will be asked to leave. Besides, if you leave drunk and behind the wheel, you are taking a chance getting pulled over by the police.

Tip The Bartenders. Like any other service, gratuities do go a long way in good service.

When Asked, Give The Ladies A Dollar For The Jukebox.  Most of the legal brothels we visited had a juke box. If a Lady approaches you for a dollar for the jukebox, be polite and give her a dollar or two for parlor music. She may not select the music you like, but for Pete's sake, it's a dollar!

Dress Neatly.   This doesn't mean dressing for success with an Armani suit or a tuxedo. Casual is okay but looking nice creates a good first impression with the Ladies.  And good hygiene on your part goes a long way for a good time. I've heard the stories from the Ladies themselves about customers who show up with a body odor stench that could peel the paint off the walls. However, some of the rural Houses do offer showers prior to your party and it doesn't hurt to take one. If you feel you need to take a shower, many of the Ladies will kindly oblige. Take a shower if you need one while she books the party with the cashier and it doesn't come off your time with her.

No Cellular Phones, Cameras, Knifes, Guns Or Weapons Of Any Kind . Who wants to be interrupted when you are having your fantasy fulfilled and your stupid cell phone rings? Leave it in the car. No cameras, video equipment, knives and/or multi-tools is a House rule.

Condom During Sexual Activity In All Legal Houses In Nevada Is The Law. Don't try to bargain your way out of it. And don't cop an attitude if the Lady says no.

If You Get Walked, Don't Take It Personally.  If you and the Lady of your choice don't come to some kind of financial agreement, don't take it personally. Just say, "Thank You" and move on. On many occasions,  the Lady may refer you to someone who meets your financial needs. If not, return to the bar and keep looking. You'll find something!